yes, they are brother and sister. this is NOT incest, idk. ok bye
“DAAAAANN!!” Elle yells for her brother. She couldn’t believe he did this! Her parents were away for the weekend so apparently her brother decided to throw a huge party. IN THEIR HOUSE. She was just coming back from a day out with Bertie and now their was a boy puking in the flower pot in the front yard.
She stepped further into the two story house, in utter disgust. It seemed like it was the peak of the party, everyone dancing, yelling, and most definitely drinking.
Elle pushed her way to the kitchen. There was food and drinks everywhere. Then there was Dan with a busty girl draped all over him.
"DAN! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?!" Elle screamed over the loud music. The two were startled and turned around, pupils blown-out with lust.
"Elle, what the fuck. Chill, mom and dad aren’t coming home until tuesday." He looked pointedly in the during of the girl he was just practically dry humping, indicating for his sister to give them some privacy.
"No, you asshole. They texted me and said they’re coming home tomorrow morning." she glanced at the clock on the microwave "Well actually they’ll be here in like 5 hours so…"
The siblings looked at each other for a split second before they dashed into action. Elke ran to the DJ booth and pressed multiple buttons to try to mute the sound. When that did work she just started yanking out all different types of cords until the music finally cut off.
There were some yells of frustration and confusion. Dan stood up on a chair so everyone could see him. “EVERYBODY! THE PARTY IS OVER SO I NEED YOU GUYS TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!” Dan yelled. Everyone shifted anxiously. So Dan continued, “I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT . NOW!”
It was that last yell that got everyone scrambling quickly out the the door. Elle went over to her brother. “So, you should probably start working to get this place in order…”
Dan looked at her incredulously. “You’re helping me right.” But Elle just laughed and ran up the stair and to her room.
#IMAGINE You and Dan decide it would be fun to dress up as killer clowns. Then the both of the make a video, hiding in a bush and jumping out and scaring the fuck out of the trick or treaters that walk by…
#IMAGINE One day your brother Roy brings home one of his friends, Dan. He instantly starts flirting with you and leaving Roy to come talk to you. Dan comes over almost everyday just to see you and he continually asks you to go on a date with him. Eventually you say yes. So you and Dan go to the city fair. You guys have a blast and just before you leave Dan wins you a gigantic stuffed monkey. He walks you home and you make small talk. When the two of you are on your doorstep Dan slowly leans over to kiss you when suddenly Roy opens the door. “Hope you had a nice date but no kissing my sister, Dan! Goodnight!” Roy yanks you in the house and closes the door. You hear Dan laugh on the other side of the door and you giggle along too.
This is for Holly, who I promised this one shot to like, a week ago. I’m sorry it’s late but here it is. I hope this is what you wanted. Enjoy! xx
'What if they don't like me?!' Dan muttered. Today was the day that you are going to introduce your boyfriend to your parents. 'You'll do fine! They'll love you, I promise.' you whispered back. 'DINNER'S READY!' your mom yelled. The two of you walk into the dining room. 'This looks delicious Mrs. Jackson.' Dan complimented. He was off to a good start. The dinner goes on without any problems and by the end of the meal, Dan felt right at home. ' It was nice meeting you Dan' your dad says before your boyfriend leaves 'Be sure to take care of my daughter.' Dan smiles, 'Yes sir!' When your dad leaves to watch TV, you seek in a peck on Dan's lips . 'You did great.'